NSFW Reviews

According to VIPcrew.com, the VIP crew are “the only crew that takes you into the world of mega VIP parties.” They are talking about you, not me. I am such a player that they send me e-mail.

Each set of photographs is referred to by a girl’s name. As there are a lot of girls in these photographs, I assume that there is one girl each party who the VIP crew actually introduce to the world of mega VIP parties rather than by proxy.

Of those photographed, this girl looks least like she should be there. I therefore deduce that she is Londyn.

They kept her out of the way for most of the party so that she didn’t ruin any of the group shots, but took a few pictures of her in case she felt left out. There is one of her trying to be included in the nudity by picking up someone else’s bikini and walking around with it, then one of her partying hard with a beachball, and finally one where she stood next to someone before being sent back indoors.

Most of the party looked like most parties: forced attempts to appear fun and carefree, and interested in what other attendees have to say. The VIP difference was that here, there was a 100 women to 3 men ratio in attendance, and everyone congregated in the swimming pool rather than the kitchen.

There are a lot of girls at this party, but I was sceptical that it qualified as a VIP party until I saw Mr. T was there. I would love to party with Mr. T!

Two girls are overcome by the drink and the heat and become silly with water pistols. They are removed by security before they ruin it for everyone.

One of these things is not like the others. One of these things is not like it seems…

I saw an episode of CSI Miami just like this. Following some adultery, someone got thrown off a balcony at a party. Horatio solved it though.

When I decided to make an internet website, my original idea was to have lots of photos and videos of lesbian housemates to the exclusion of all other content. I was amazed to discover that this had already been done.

welivetogether.com follows the housemates as they go out and pick up girls in a variety of locations, just like you could if you were a hot lesbian rather than a fat man.

Having set the scene, multiple photos of a new character provide an early clue as to whom the girls are going to successfully attempt to take home this week. Some of these girls are good looking, others less so. This is a perfect note on which to introduce Brea.

Brea is not completely monstrous, but her eyes bulge at you. This makes her seem judgemental, which is quite off-putting.

Why, yes, we do sell bikinis! Please take these ones out of the factory-sealed packets and try them on without any underwear - that is what we do in my filthy shop!

The opportunity for Brea also to remove clothes is seized, as she demonstrates the alternative inappropriately prudish option of full bottom briefs.

The girls have got carried away with the prospects of the ensuing hot lesbian action, and have put their clothes on top of the bikinis without first taking them to the counter and paying for them.

This picture also shows that, while Brea’s eyes do definitely bulge, it is the combination of eye bulge and teeth that make her face look weird. It’s as though she has really got into the role of bikini shop assistant, and is being overly earnest about the quick-drying benefits of a polycotton mix.

I stand corrected. This is either because this is the man seen here is the real owner of the shop rather than the porn actress hired to play the shopkeeper, or because, contrary to popular belief, the scriptwriters really do care about plot weaknesses like not paying for bikinis.

It’s a good thing that they did pay, because they will not be able to return them after they get covered in babyoil in a few paragraphs’ time.

The two girls who live together in this set of photos are not the only girls who live together. There are about 500 of them, and they all love to double team girls in different combinations. Look at the number of shoes by the door - there is probably an orgy already happening in another room in the house.

The girls do not stay in the house for long, merely cutting through it to get naked in the back garden. The babyoil is already waiting for them by the pool that they don’t use. When they have used this to wreck their new bikinis, they return indoors to wreck their bedsheets.

One of the girls shares a joke with whomever is holding the camera. I don’t know what this was, but it is probably in the video and is doubtless very funny.

Though lesbians, the girls are not oblivious to their male audience. The stop licking each other’s nipples to look deep into the camera, willing you to watch on. Especially the one on the right.

In business this is known as ‘assisting ownership’.

At this point there were about 300 pictures of every type of girl-on-girl sex imaginable. I didn’t think you’d want to see this bit.

At the end, they wave goodbye to you, as they actually did invite you into their house to touch yourself while watching them, and are now sad to see you leave.