NSFW Reviews

When I decided to make an internet website, my original idea was to have lots of photos and videos of lesbian housemates to the exclusion of all other content. I was amazed to discover that this had already been done.

welivetogether.com follows the housemates as they go out and pick up girls in a variety of locations, just like you could if you were a hot lesbian rather than a fat man.

Having set the scene, multiple photos of a new character provide an early clue as to whom the girls are going to successfully attempt to take home this week. Some of these girls are good looking, others less so. This is a perfect note on which to introduce Brea.

Brea is not completely monstrous, but her eyes bulge at you. This makes her seem judgemental, which is quite off-putting.

Why, yes, we do sell bikinis! Please take these ones out of the factory-sealed packets and try them on without any underwear - that is what we do in my filthy shop!

The opportunity for Brea also to remove clothes is seized, as she demonstrates the alternative inappropriately prudish option of full bottom briefs.

The girls have got carried away with the prospects of the ensuing hot lesbian action, and have put their clothes on top of the bikinis without first taking them to the counter and paying for them.

This picture also shows that, while Brea’s eyes do definitely bulge, it is the combination of eye bulge and teeth that make her face look weird. It’s as though she has really got into the role of bikini shop assistant, and is being overly earnest about the quick-drying benefits of a polycotton mix.

I stand corrected. This is either because this is the man seen here is the real owner of the shop rather than the porn actress hired to play the shopkeeper, or because, contrary to popular belief, the scriptwriters really do care about plot weaknesses like not paying for bikinis.

It’s a good thing that they did pay, because they will not be able to return them after they get covered in babyoil in a few paragraphs’ time.

The two girls who live together in this set of photos are not the only girls who live together. There are about 500 of them, and they all love to double team girls in different combinations. Look at the number of shoes by the door - there is probably an orgy already happening in another room in the house.

The girls do not stay in the house for long, merely cutting through it to get naked in the back garden. The babyoil is already waiting for them by the pool that they don’t use. When they have used this to wreck their new bikinis, they return indoors to wreck their bedsheets.

One of the girls shares a joke with whomever is holding the camera. I don’t know what this was, but it is probably in the video and is doubtless very funny.

Though lesbians, the girls are not oblivious to their male audience. The stop licking each other’s nipples to look deep into the camera, willing you to watch on. Especially the one on the right.

In business this is known as ‘assisting ownership’.

At this point there were about 300 pictures of every type of girl-on-girl sex imaginable. I didn’t think you’d want to see this bit.

At the end, they wave goodbye to you, as they actually did invite you into their house to touch yourself while watching them, and are now sad to see you leave.